• Unthinkable Questions

    1. What is the speed of darkness?

    2. If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?


    3. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?


    4. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


    5. If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?


    6. If the "black box" survives every plane crash, why not make the entire plane out of that stuff?


    7. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?


    8. There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?


    9. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?


    10. Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?


    11. Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?


    12. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?


    13. Why is it building "buildings", shouldn't they be called a "built" when completed?


    14. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?


    15. Why is it called "after dark", when it is really after light?


    16. Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?


    17. Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?


    18. What do you do when you discover and an endangered animal that only eats endangered plants?


    19. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


    20. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


    21. Did Adam and Eve have navels?


    22. Do one legged ducks swim in circles?


    23. Do atheists get insurance for acts of God?


    24. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


    25. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?


    26. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?


    27. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

    28. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

    29. Why aren't blue berries blue?

    30. Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

    31. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

    32. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?

    33. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

    34. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

    35. Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?

    36. Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?

    37. How come there aren't B batteries?

    38. Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

    39. If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

    40. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

    41. Why do kids learn math when they could just use calculators like the grownups?

    42. Why don't black guys get white tattoos?

    43. How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?

    44.Why do we still call it "shipping" when it goes by plane and truck?

    45. Was Einstein insulted when you offered a penny for his thoughts?

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous says:

    u cnnt say that........unthinkable question , u always think, in every word even a putting a period after the words..:)

  1. alwele says:

    Hahaha... my title fail... yeah you are right Mr. Anonymous. What I really mean is that, these questions are unimaginable one could raise. Some of them are crazy questions...

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